folks, this post is dedicated to the humble, the delicious, the underrated and widely unknown beet. i’m not sure i could pinpoint in time for you when and where my beet obsession began, but it feels like such a natural pairing to me and it’s almost as if i can never get enough! i think if you were to ask my friends about my love for beets, they’d probably say the same thing. i mean, it’s so known among my personal circle that whenever beets are on the menu at a restaurant, everyone immediately hollers, “kelsey! there’s beets on the menu! are you going to get them?” and, i always and happily reply, “of course!”
i love my beets cold, cooked, or now, as i recently discovered, in cracker form! that’s right, it’s the cracker i’ve been waiting for my entire life. i was just doing my weekly shopping at the local disco kroger when i moseyed into the cracker aisle, trying to make a snack selection. i could always go with the traditional cheez-its or ritz crackers but then a beacon of light shone directly in the right spot and called me to the good thins beet crackers.
i squeaked in excitement, left my buggie in the middle of the aisle, and rushed over to the shelf. i could hardly believe what my eyes were seeing! i immediately threw them into the cart and rushed home so that i could give them a taste. now, as a beet-lover, i had high expectations for these crackers. as i began to munch away, i was waiting for the classic beet flavor to hit me like a ton of bricks but it didn’t quite happen. it really is more of a hint of beet after you take a few bites and, if you didn’t know they were beet crackers, you probably wouldn’t be able to identify them as such. however, i am still ecstatic that the cracker industry is trying to raise awareness about this incredible root vegetable that really has so many health benefits and is quite versatile in the kitchen. from gold beets to red beets, just cook ’em up, pour on some balsamic vinaigrette and sprinkle on some goat cheese and you’re good to go! #beetsforlife!
ever since i was a young girl, cheez-its were my go-to cheese cracker snack. no, cheese nips would never do. don’t you even dare to call them an acceptable substitute! my obsession really took hold in my college years when i actually bought my own groceries and food. yep, there was no one there in aisle 6 of the east side kroger in athens to keep me from buying the family size box of cheez-its. and what’s worse is that no one even seemed to care! should it be normal for a young woman to eat that entire box herself in a single sitting? no, absolutely not, but that didn’t stop me from doing it. it didn’t help that my very first roommate ellen essie was an elite enabler. we would spend our friday nights laughing on our lofted beds, chomping down on cheez-its, and then falling asleep with all of the lights burning bright.
i wish i could say my passion for cheez-its came to an end along with my college years, but in fact, it did not. i think, if it’s possible, it might have even grown! my pantry was never without them, and sometimes there were multiple boxes if publix was having a bogo sale. it’s like they knew i was going shopping on those days. i wouldn’t even wait until a box was empty to buy more, for i never wanted to be without them. in fact, i loved cheez-its so much that my first tweet ever was about how i eat cheez-its in three’s. one at a time? nope. how about two? not for me, sir. three cheez-its at once are the perfect bite, and even before i’m done chewing a handful i’m reaching back into the box for more.
as i began traveling regularly for work, the cheez-it buying frenzies were fewer and farther between my local grocer visits. in fact, the box you see in the picture above is the first one i’ve bought in months. now, i don’t want cheez-its thinking they’ve done anything wrong. i still love their commercials and that bright red box, but sometimes your heart grows fonder when there’s a little distance. i still love this cheesy, salty snack with all my heart’s might and do, too, believe that real cheese matters.
p.s. i know this picture technically isn’t a selfie, but i still think it’s worthy of the #dailyseflie tradition!